Dyok Tym Agen.

Eto naman napulot ng classmate ko sa kakapanood nya ng Full House sa GMA 7. Para naman masaya, kayo na lang magdagdag ng Nyak! Nyak! NYak! pagkatapos ng bawat joke. :P

Q: Anong puno ang hindi mo pwedeng akyatin?
A: Eh di yung natumba...

Q: Paano mo malalaman kung babae o lalaki ang nasa loob ng CR?
A: Eh di antayin mong lumabas...

Q: Anong pwede mong gawin sa gabi na hindi mo pwedeng gawin sa umaga?
A: Eh di magpuyat...

LOL. Tang ina.

Tumatanda na ako. Kaka-22 ko lang kahapon at eto, lalo akong kumo-corny. Batiin nyo naman ako. Hehe.

At syempre, paano ko ni-celebrate ang 22nd betday ko kahapon? Nasa operating room ng Jose Reyes Hospital, nakatayo for four hours. Nag scrub nurse kasi ako para sa isang minor operation. Pucha. Hindi ako nakakain ng mabuti kasi nakita ko habang hinihiwa ng doktor yung binti ng pasyente pasyente para ayusin yung Achilles tendon na napunit. 7am-11am yun. Bago pa nun, habang papasok na kami ng operating room, eh di binabati ako ng mga classmates ko ng hapi betday, at binati naman kami ng operating ng isang taong nakabalot. Death due to a stab wound. saya di ba? 2pm kami pinalabas. Pagdating ko sa bahay, bagsak kagad ako sa kama ko. 6pm eh may date sana ako with my bebe kaso hindi ko na lang tinuloy kasi sobrang pagod talaga.

So ayun, 22 na ako at tulog ako ng kalahating araw.

Ang saya ng buhay.

Can't Take My Mind Off You.

Watched Closer earlier. What can I say? Ang ganda ni Natalie Portman! LOL. Seriously, nagandahan ako sa film. Too bad, I can't write film reviews the way Markus can. Pero I'm telling you, maganda yung film. Masalita nga lang talaga sya so some people may find it boring. Basta. The best film I've watched so far this year. To think that I've wanted to watch The Spongebob Squarepants Movie kundi lang ako pinilit ng bebe ko. LOL.

Some quotable quotes that I really liked. (Taken from IMDB)

Alice (Natalie Portman) on Anna's (Julia ROberts) photo exhibit:

It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and... all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone... But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie.

Larry (Clive Owen):

Ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood.

Conversation between Dan (Jude Law) and Alice:

Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
Alice: Don't eat fish.
Dan: Why not?
Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
Dan: So do children.
Alice: Don't eat children either.

And the best. Conversation between Larry and Anna:

Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do!
Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his cock?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like your's but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

Da ba? Lol.

And oh yeah, before I forget, look for the soundtrack, especially The Blower's Daughter by Damien Rice. Nakukuryente ako pag pinapakinggan ko. Oo, nagkapagdownload na kaagad ako. Hehe. And while you're at it, download Cannonball too. Damien Rice din. Kaka-kuryente... :)

New Look.

Oo, kulay tae na kung kulay tae. Walang pakialamanan! :P May kwento 'tong layout na 'to. Pero saka na lang. Kaya lang naman ako nagpost eh dahil dito:



Gusto kong bumili ng kopya!! Huhu. Kahit nadisappoint ako sobra sa Twisted Flicks, mahal ko pa rin si Jessica Zafra. Maganda kasi yung Twisted 6 kahit papano. Hahalughugin ko talaga lahat ng National Bookstore na alam ko. Hehe. Kaso dukha ako ngayon summer. :(

Bebe? Buy mo naman me ng copy... Lol. Joke lang. Naisip lang kita. :) Miss you.

Dyok Tym.

Personally told to me by my brother who heard it from ABS-CBN's Wowowee(?).

Q: Sino ang pinakamaliit na artista sa Pilipinas?
A: Fernando Poe Jr. Kasi, "Kahit butas ng karayom, papasukin ko."

Q: Eh sino naman ang pinakamalaking artista sa Pilipinas?
A: Sharon Cuneta. Kasi, "Pasan ko ang daigdig."

LOL.

I need a life. Seriously.

Marunong Akong Magbasa.

The first two I borrowed from Majoy and Bob. I bought Veronika Decides To Die a long time ago but only managed to read it just now. Oo. Kasi sobrang walang magawa sa bahay. As in wala. At hanggang April 11 akong ganito. Help me God.